best part of jerking off is laying there for half an hour covered in semen scrolling tumblr
sorry. what the fuck was that?
born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch pjackk post
the snake is the perfect mascot animal for the queer community. demonised by christianity, downtrodden and feared, generally docile but will defend itself with lethal force if necessary.
Are you really into hypno or do you just want to escape this dystopia for as much time as you can
In a similar vein: are you really into petplay or do you just want the unconditional love and affection that pets are always receiving and that you would give one
don’t call me out like this
Oh don't worry I can do more
Are you really a dom or do you just want to finally be in complete control of everything so you don't have to worry about something hurting you for once
Throwing this on the pile because there's no way I'm letting it be hidden in the tags
How dare you
"Maintenance" feels so silly sometimes it's like oh no I forgot about my jacking off homework but it's not even a fucking joke
thinking about how they dedicated an entire episode to buggs crossdressing and daffy going to beauty school resulting in this masterpiece of a scene
making the tranny cashier flash me a tired but genuine smile is the only thing worth a damn in this godforsaken hell
this is not bout being good customer or interacting kindly in a retail environment this is about a faggot creating a very small but real connection with another faggot while you're both experiencing the same hell from different sides this is about scraping up what happiness we can in a miserable world this is about spite and love ok. write it down